Only in an alternate reality. Or two. Or three. Or four.
(The links are at Ace of Spades, so, language warning and all that.)
Instant campaign commercial: cue up Sen. Biden's debate gaffes following each with the facts. Then again, you might need a full half-hour time slot.
10/4/08 1600: Here are a few more reviews of Bidenisms from Thursday night. Jack Kelly, at Real Clear Politics, and Jay Tea at Wizbang here and here.